this quote is on my door because i never want to forget it
OMG THE QUOTE THAT I WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME WHAT I WANT TO DO WHEN I GROW UP. Don’t ask me what I want to be, I’ll know when I know.
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The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.
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I go through phases. Some days I feel like the person I’m supposed to be, and then some days I turn into no one at all. There is both me and my silhouette. I hope that on the days you find me and all I am are darkened lines, you still are willing to be near me.Mary Kate Teske (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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December 5, 2012 screening of Life of Pi at the Piscine Pailleron in Paris, France
Okay this is hella cool but I think I’d have gotten so freaked out and then drowned in the pool or something
IT BUGS ME THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS MOVIE THEY TALK ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PIXAR MOVIES BUT NOT THIS ONE THIS ONE IS AMAZING
it bugs you?
there are two kinds of people
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In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.
oh my god
holY SH IT
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A BEAUTIFUL INFOGRAPHIC OF 30 SHOTS
It always comes in handy at parties to know how to do cocktails or shots, while we already reviewed these great Cocktail infographic posters (here & here), here is another cool poster designed by Donald Bullach. This time it’s for shots! Enjoy the 30 shots recipes you can now make for your next party! and drink responsibly
I really wanna try all of these uwwaaaahhhhh
BUTTERY NIPPLES!!!!!!!
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Oh.. if it isn’t every nightmare I’ve had since 2005 in one GIF..
- before tumblr: 55% unsocial
- after tumblr: 210% unsocial
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
NaBrO
i’m done with all of you
I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
charity: water provides clean and safe drinking water to those who most desperately need it.
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.Show you care & Reblog.
<3
guys, reblog this photo! don’t care if it’s not your “type.”
this warms my heart <3
225,274 x 20 = $4,505,480
um
more like 225,274 x .1 = $22,527.4
Umm no you guise suck at math. 225,274 x .10 = $ 22,5 wait umm nevermind i’m wrong.
judging every person that doesn’t reblog this.
✿
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This is Kenny. He’s a white tiger with down syndrome.
He is so precious!!!!!
Holy shit I didn’t know animals got Down Syndrome
most people don’t know that white tigers are inbred the shit out of and a lot of them end up with deformities much like this.
my heart cannot handle this.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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